Wednesday 19 November 2008

Britains Bright New Things.

This is from one of my first uni assignments where we had to write 5 blogs all one the same theme. The theme I chose was new british bands and I didn't get the most amazing mark for I'm still quite proud of what I achieved.

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Here are some bands I think you should all be looking out for in 2009....

YOU ME AT SIX



You Me At Six haven’t got the best reputation when it comes to being ‘credible’ in the music business but let me ask you a question:

How many other bands (with all members aged 18-19) have played a sold out UK tour to 500-1000 people each night and a sold out gig at the 2000 capacity Astoria months before their debut album has even been released? From that perspective you can’t say that they’re success isn’t deserved can you?

Go to any YM@6 gig and its obvious that at least 50% of their fans are teenage girls named MellissaMURDER™ and VanessaVANITY™ etc… But lets face it they’re probably more interested in getting in vocalists Josh Franceshi’s pants rather than the music itself.

Unlike many people I’m not afraid to admit that I have a soft spot for all things pop punk. What’s wrong with bands making music that you can jump and sing your heart out to? Obviously there’s always time for the serious tones of Thom Yorke but once in a while its good to let go and forget about everything and that’s exactly what YM@6 excel at doing.

ATTACK! ATTACK!



My general guideline in life is ‘if it’s from Wales it must be amazing’. What’s there not to love about the accent, the music and the gorgeous Aled from Kids In Glass Houses?

It seems that South Wales has recently become a cauldron for new music, with bands such as The Blackout and Kids In Glass Houses, as well as classic bands like the Manics and The Stereophonics. I don’t know if this is due to something magical in the air or the melodic tones of the accent but it’s clear to see that South Wales is quickly becoming a musical hot spot.

The latest offering from one of the worlds most productive musical areas is Attack! Attack! whose mixture of pop-punk melodies are hard hitting and uplifting. I saw them last night supporting Funeral For A Friend at the Kentish Town Forum; and although being the first support act and playing when most people were arriving Attack! Attack! gave an energetic performance including songs Lights Out, Home Again and Time Is Up from their self titled album.

If their Welsh counterparts are anything to go by this band are about to become another one of the valleys success stories.

BOUND BY SIRENS


In their own words Bound By Sirens play ‘rock music taken back to it’s roots’ and from what I’ve heard they’re right. Unlike most bands these days there’s nothing fancy about their songs, there’s no need for Enter Shikari style computer generated sounds or Oli Sykes style screams; they just play songs that you can sing along too and have a good time with which is a refreshing change from the over generated music we are often subjected to.

Despite only loading 2 songs on their Myspace (Night Balloon and This Town) since coming together at the beginning of 08 they have spent most of their time writing their debut E.P and trying to get themselves known around their local Nottinghamshire/Mansfield (their hometown) music scene.

With an array of influences ranging from Jimmy Eat World, Pantera and Metallica to John Lennon and Kurt Cobain it’s clear to see that this is a band who realise that you don’t need to create music exclusively for one genre as in the words of vocalist David Dring Bound By Sirens aim to ‘play to the masses’.

WE ARE THE OCEAN


Bands playing scream charged melodious punk-rock are found everywhere these days and at first glance We Are The Ocean seem exactly the same as the rest. But look past their uniform of skinny jeans and straightened hair and in time this Essex based 5 piece could be a real force to be reckoned with.

Technically what We Are The Ocean are doing isnt exactly new or fresh; instead they are choosing to play an instantly recogniseable mixture of passionate singing, gnarly vocals and sing-a-long choruses. The result of this winning combination are songs that are not only memorable but extremely moshable as well. Songs such as ‘Nothing Good Has Happened Yet’ and ‘These Walls’ clearly indicate a fresh and dynamic young band who aren’t afraid to push things forward and begin to break down the boundaries that their influences such as Alexisonfire have left.

Despite only being in their early days We Are The Ocean to be making a proper go of this music business and taking a proper shot at this rock and roll lifestyle, and somehow they’re managing to do it whilst they’re all still in their teens.

FEI COMODO


Ladies and Gentlemen I welcome you to the birth place of Jodie Marsh… Essex.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the area it’s commonly known for girls who look like they have bathed in Tango and velour tracksuits.

However proving that Essex has more to offer than its current features are Fei Comodo; a Post Hardcore band whose current claim to fame is creating the theme for MTV2’s cult show ‘Mighty Moshing Power Rangers’.

On paper Fei Comodo’s mixture of Metal and Hardcore seems like a recipe for disaster yet it comes together surprisingly well in the form of hard hitting songs such as ‘Break The Ice’ and ‘Bobby Marshal’. Although their debut EP ‘They All Have Two Faces’ is only 8 songs long don’t be fooled into thinking that this is a band with nothing to offer. ‘They All Have Two Faces’ is an EP which is filled with outpouring emotion that is both irresistible and energizing with a twist of gut wrenching vocals and heartfelt choruses.

With an ever growing following of fans it’s clear to see that these aren’t just one hit wonders and given enough time I believe they really could be something special.

Friday 7 November 2008

Thursday 6 November 2008

Every Little Helps Apparently...

Don't get me wrong 90% of the time I really don't mind my job, and do actually have a good time most Sunday's 'Whats A Lasagne Sheet?' but I really do worry about some of our customers and the things they come out with:
  • 'You look bored so I thought I'd give you something to do!' - No really Im fine thanks, Please just go away and let me sit here peacefully contemplating life.

  • 'Are you open?' - No love im just sitting here for the pure fun of it, I couldnt think of a better way to spend my Sunday.
    Or the other hand...
    'Are You Open?' - Well considering my gates shut and Im walking away from my till Im not funnily enough.

  • 'Do You Work Here?' - In the words of Alan Carr 'No I dont; I woke up today and thought fuck it it's summer! Im going to stick on these polyester slacks and wear this badge as a broach!'

  • 'How Much Longer Have You Got To Go?'....'Ummm 4 Hours'.....'Oh Not Long Then!' - Im sorry what? Have you tired sitting at a till for 6 hours? My guess is no you havent so please dont tell me 4 hours is not long; you can leave in 5 mins, I have to spend the rest of the day being polite to idiotic customers!

  • TRUE STORY: 'Im sorry I couldnt find any cheese sauce would you be able to get some for me?...'yeah sure I wont be a miniute'....I come back...'This is the only one I could find for you'.....'Oh sorry I cant have that I wanted 4 cheese sauce not a 3 cheese sauce!' - OH PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS NOW!

  • 'Wheres.......' - Right next to you/Right there where the MASSIVE sign is/Next to you....USE YOUR EYES!

  • 'Oh LOL HAHAHAHA Is That My Nectar Card HAAHAHA Silly Me! - Oh God

My Sundays usually consist of the following:

  • Ignoring the low paper warning as it appears about a week early.

  • Conemplating becoming a monk after become extremely patient with stupid customers.

  • Stealing barcodes of fruit that normally doesnt have the privalidge of having their own barcode i.e. a gold pineapple.

  • Keeping a store of £5 notes topgive to nice customers as its normally a suprise to find any at the start of a shift.

  • Starting to memorize alot of PLU numbers and barcodes for stuff e.g. 1106 - garlic, 55 = a lemon, 710 = a lime etc...

  • Wondering why the till believes that the only things people by in 2's are bacon, mince meat and batteries.

  • Asking people TOO many questions.

  • Opening carrier bags for customers who find it an impossible task 'These bags have got thin, they're much better in Morrisons' 'GO TO MORRISONS THEN!'

  • Wondering why everything seems to be my fault 'WHY HAVE YOU MOVED THE BUTTER!!!' ... 'Oh sorry I did that deliberately just too piss you off'

  • Being excited when a glass jar of something drops off the belt, and when you get taken off for your break.

  • Spending 10 mins reading the Team 5 sheet that I've already read to get off a till for a few minutes.

  • Wishing I could just void things myself as it would save alot of customers telling me theyre going to complain.

  • Alternating the items I scan so I don't have to wait for the delay on the scanner.

  • Trying to make customers reciepts as long as possible by scanning every single item individually.

  • Wondering why customers ask me for permission to go and get items they've forgotten 'Can i go and get some milk?'...'No sorry'.

  • Feeling sick when people bring heart and liver through my till.

  • Acting as normally as possible whenever somebody buys either: a pregnancy test, or condoms. Or if two middle aged men come to your till with a big shop, and they're obviously not just mates.

  • Considering having a quick nap.

  • Giving customers who are idiots all their change in coins even though I have enough notes just to show them I mean business!

  • Playing around with anything you can find on your till whilst waiting for a customer, including the hand scanner, drawing on on till roll, the belt+dividers, the green and red lights above the till, till roll, PLU lists, scanning anything that has a barcode on like the school vouchers, the printer, lowering and raising the seat, spinning round on the seat and the buttons for the belt.

  • Making my break last for as long as possible.

  • Taking forever to do put backs so I don't have to go back on the tills.

  • Getting stared at by small children who think Im doing the bestest job ever...If only they knew!

Ah its a wonderful life at times. I really cannot wait to move on to bigger and better things such as Kerrang! or Rock Sound.

Wednesday 5 November 2008

Funeral For A Friend 4th November At Kentish Town Forum.

Theres no point in me writing a proper review about this as Im going to be very biased throughout and just keep saying that it was amazing and everyone who didn't go will not be complete in life...so just believe me when i say that it really was AMAZING! (to think that i was planning on just going home as I was too tierd to go is very shameful looking back on it).

Here are some of my thoughts on last nights events:

  • There really is nothing to do in Waterloo Station after 1hr, to think i managed to spend 2 hrs in there is amazing.

  • Queueing in the cold isnt very fun, although i did get to see We Are The Ocean going in the side door. Atleast i think it was them, im convinced I saw Dan and Liam anyways.

  • Not letting me have my camera with me because it's 8 megapixels is fucking ridiculous considering there are phones with 5 megapixel cameras.

  • I generally was the only person in the audience who knew the words to Attack! Attack! songs.

  • The guitarist from Attack! Attack! is teeeeeeeeeny and very cute so me and Dringy have decided to adopt him and make him do all of our washing up.

  • In Case Of Fire were good but I kinda felt like they couldn't really be bothered last night, they sound like leprechauns though which is always good.

  • Couples who spend entire gigs looking at each other instead of the stage do my head in! No im not being bitter and jealous but i really do see no point in paying to see a show then staring at someone the entire evening.

  • People who decide they wasnt to push past me and stand in the 1 inch gap thats infront of me can fuck right off, im short and find it hard enough to get a good view.

  • Despite my concerns I was going to get killed I LOVED Cancer Bats, they're amazingly energetic live.

  • However I LOVE their bearded/long haired basisst even more, he looks like an adorable troll; my new aim in life is to meet him, run my fingers through his beard and then adopt him!

  • Funeral For A Friend were as amazing as ever, although i still think their older stuff is better than the new stuff I think yesterday was the best performance i've seen by them so far.

  • Despite what I said in the past about Gavin not being as good as Gareth after last night i actually LOVE him, he's reallyyyyyyyyyy good live plus he's gorgeous which is always an added bonus.

Before I go here are some of Mr Matthew Davies words of wisdom from last night:

'Theres Some People Upstairs! Theres Some People Up There In The Belfrey!'

'Yes We Are Funeral For A Friend and Yes We Are Very Fucking Welsh!'

'London Your Vocal Arrangement and Coming Togetherness Is Fucking Awful, It's Probably The Worst We've Heard On The Entire Tour, You're Really Letting Yourselves Down So Lets Try That Again!'

[Near The End Of Streetcar He Suddenly Stops Singing]
'Erm London I Think You've All Probably Guessed What I've Just Done...If You Haven't I Just Made A Little Barf In My Mouth, I Think I Ate Much To Near The Start Of Events...Oh Well Never Mind Onwards And Upwards We Go!'

'Give It Up For The Rage!....Or You Could Just Call Him Gavin If You Want?'

'Right I Want You All To Make A Claw Shape Like You're Holding Some Metal Grapes...After The Count Of 3 I Want You To Direct Your Metal Grapes At Mr Roberts And Scream Go Mother Fucker Go!'